Monday, June 16, 2008

i feel much better now.

why? because i have been gifted with an official assurance that i have a spot in heaven.



get yours today!!!

6 comments:

nonprofitprophet said...

I hear hisses of heresy coming from the evangelicals.... ~npp

Anonymous said...

I'm looking for a link to the reservation list. i would like to be able to make an informed decision about whether to actually reserve my spot.

On the Elevator Down said...

http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/

Twisted Christian said...

Just make sure you don't add the wrong item to your cart before paying. One of the heaven kits will look nice right next to my Journey indulgence. :D

nonprofitprophet said...

Hey, now wait just one damned moment! I thought the only way to Heaven was thru Jesus (see Gospel of John or any Baptist handbook) ?
Now your telling me there is a middle man travel/booking agency that I can access on the web? No more prayers of salvation? Just point and click? Whats this going to do to my theology man!!!!!???? ;) ~npp

Wandering servant said...

http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/o_brother_tim_blake_nelson.jpg

Come on in boys! The water's fine!