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Christian Kids Wanna Know: Why Do Mexican Women Like Mrs. Sotomayor Have Hairy Legs Like My Dog?

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God once shaved every single hair off the bodies of his female followers without using a razor because some gals in town were wearing bells on their toes and walking funny.